The Adventures of Professor EinsZwei versus 3-5

Let's start the New Year with more on Professor EinsZwei....


Now I'll tell you some more on Professor EinsZwei,
To begin, he was endowed with fabulous wealth,
And though Teutonic naivety could render him shy,
The professor was strong-willed and robust in health -
A pan-vaccine - self-developed - ensured the last,
Its formula lay hidden, protected by stealth.

So, on the location of Professor EinsZweis' labs -
His great cache did a castle upon him bestow,
And where once the dungeons were active in terror,
Much lit by fires of tremendous glow,
There now stood great labs of technical beauty,
Whence EinsZweis' ideas would relentlessly flow.

Of course, this great man was not alone,
Being blessed by a tolerant and brilliant assistant,
She, Dr McKay, might of EinsZwei bemoan,
Frequently enduring his Germanic wit,
But the doctor would learn much, in that castle of prime stone,
Succeeding through diligence, patience, and grit.